Character Question Meme

[grysar]

Pulled from millenia and rowyn2001


Original Character meme
1. Choose a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Tag three people? Nah, this is just for my personal fun.

Jinx: Cowboy from a native tribe. Has both good and bad luck in extreme.
Haruko: [Tokyo schoolgirl, mechanic extrordinaire, and water mage.]
Theo: Steampunk era entrepreneur/adventurer. Could be a captain Planet villain.
Blayne: Gnome spell battery and priestess of Loki.
Alrex: Curmudgeon and psion.

I'm going with [five] characters. When a character didn't have anything interesting to say on the topic I skipped 'em.


Boy or girl?
Jinx: Man.
Haruko: Girl.
Theo: Male.
Blayne: Female.
Alrex: Male.

How old are you?

Jinx: Late 20s. Don't know exactly.
Haruko: Just turned 18 and got my full license. Happy birthday to me!
Alrex: Old enough that my mind is more dangerous.

What's your height?

Blayne: Three foot six. A great height for a gnome. If only my sister wasn't bigger.

Are you a virgin?
Jinx: Nope. Not that I got any action on my campaign. ::grumbles::
Haruko: Err... well, no. Which is good because I'll be dead in a day the prospects aren't looking great. Norishige where are you?
Theo: That's a rather personal question. But no, I haven't had time to find a potential wife.
Blayne: No.
Alrex: Nope. That would have been a lot of wasted decades.

Do you have any kids?
Jinx: No. I think. What have you heard?
Haruko: I'm a bit young for that.
Theo: I intend to have a few to carry on the family business. After I'm married.
Blayne: That's a terrifying prospect.
Alrex: :;glares:: Yes. But she's disowned me.

What's your favourite food?
Jinx: Chili.
Haruko: Noodles. Also I do try to stay away from jello.
Blayne: Heroes' feast. Good struff.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? (Nothing interesting comes to mind)

Have you killed anyone?
Jinx: To many to keep track of.
Haruko: I'm responsible for some deaths. I almost killed someone myself by being a fool.
Theo: I've avoided it thus far. I expect it may someday be necessary. (I could be remembering wrong)
Blayne: Yup! And I do like to track the number of kobolds I've killed. There's a lot but the tracking is fun.
Alrex: I adventure for a living.

Do you hate anyone?
Jinx: Naw. I find it's simpler to just shoot them.
Haruko: Yes, to my shame. I've risen above hating my party members though.
Theo: Hatred is irrational. Wait, no.. Miya. I'll feel better once I have my gun back though.
Blayne: Lots of people. Some of them are dead, but not dead enough.
Alrex: I've hated people. I'm getting a bit old for that though.

Have any secrets?
Jinx: A few. The past doesn't tend to stay buried though. Sometimes literally.
Haruko: I'm terrible at keeping secrets.
Theo: Not really. That said, I am discrete.
Blayne: Fewer than I'd like.
Alrex: No secrets, just stuff that's just none of your damn business.

Do you love anyone?
Jinx: No. I'd like to feel family bonds with my sister, but she hates me. I'll probably have to kill her.
Haruko: My bike! And.. err.. my parents.
Theo: My family.
Blayne: Ha! No. Well... I am fond of my familiar.
Alrex: Yes, but they're both unreachable. One magically, one emotionally.

What is your job?
Jinx: Mercenary.
Haruko: Mechanic and gang member! Sorry Satoshi.
Theo: Entrepreneur.
Blayne: Looking after myself.
Alrex: Wizard, really. Bah, that never really fooled anyone.

Any powers or weapons?
Jinx: Shotgun.
Haruko: I use a tire iron. Also I can do a lot of things with water.
Theo: Pistol. I can also walk on anything.
Blayne: I like daggers. Spells, doesn't matter what type. A lot of buffs. My favorite trick, collosol scorpion that can ignore wounds. Oh and sharing dragon breath with my familiar.
Alrex: I demonstrate the power of mind over matter... and over everything else.

What do you do to relax?
Jinx: Gamble.
Haruko: Used to joyride, now I've got my own bike.
Theo: Why would I need to relax?
Blayne: Indulge in luxury.
Alrex: Nap.

What do you think your life expectancy is?
Jinx: Surprisingly good until fate is done with me. I don't expect to see 40.
Haruko: Tomorrow.
Theo: I hope to die in bed in my seventies or eighties.
Blayne: Good, not counting resurrections. After the plane went to hell I went elsewhere.
Alrex: I've got a few decades left.

What is your opinion of the opposite sex?

Jinx: They can be be frustrating.

Haruko: They make great pets.
Theo: Women can be just as capable at business as men. And that's all that matters.
Blayne: Men tend to bore me. More fun to screw with someone than to screw them. Same with women.
Alrex: I like 'em.

Now what are you going to do?
Jinx: Try to hook up with one of the villains.
Haruko: Die saving the world.
Theo: The same thing I always do. Make money.
Blayne: Wander the planes until I can get vengeance.
Alrex: Probably retire for a bit and try again on my family.

What is something you would never say?
Jinx: This plan is foolproof.
Haruko: Engineering is hard!
Theo: There's more to life than money.
Blayne: I trust you completely.
Alrex: I'm sorry. I sometimes get stuck in my old ways.


Other characters available upon request.

[Update: Added Haruko's description and fixed the number of characters]

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I grinned at Theo's answer to "Who do you hate?" (Although it does slightly confuse which version of Theo is answering.)

Also, you apparently can't count. That's four characters answering, is it?

Nicolas

[grysar.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it. I tended to answer from whatever continuity had the best response.

And yeah, I added Alrex after writing the initial text.

[rowyn2001.livejournal.com]

Haruko: Engineering is hard!

Let's go shopping!

[grysar.livejournal.com]

You can safely assume any Haruko that says that is an importer.

[heuristicsinc.livejournal.com]

...because she's really into selling foreign goods locally, instead of engineering? :)
-bill

[grysar.livejournal.com]

Heh, make that impostor. I've been doing too much work on export controls.