"But, and here's where I run into problems, Wile E. Coyote did not secure allies in pursuing the Road Runner. I have a plan- it's on my website- to gain us allies in the pursuit of the Road Runner. Right now, one hundred percent of the people being crushed by boulders or falling off cliffs are coyotes. Further, one hundred percent of the costs of Acme devices are being borne by coyotes. If elected, I have a plan to share those costs and those horrible yet humourous deaths with our allies."
"I will never give any other cartoon character a veto on our actions. I've been very clear on that. I will hunt down and kill the Road Runner, wherever it hides."
Excerpt from the Kerry-Coyote debates
"But, and here's where I run into problems, Wile E. Coyote did not secure allies in pursuing the Road Runner. I have a plan- it's on my website- to gain us allies in the pursuit of the Road Runner. Right now, one hundred percent of the people being crushed by boulders or falling off cliffs are coyotes. Further, one hundred percent of the costs of Acme devices are being borne by coyotes. If elected, I have a plan to share those costs and those horrible yet humourous deaths with our allies."
"I will never give any other cartoon character a veto on our actions. I've been very clear on that. I will hunt down and kill the Road Runner, wherever it hides."
Nicolas